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Joke Of the day

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have bee n with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?

'The moral of the story :Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Loss of Innocence

Loss Of Innocence – post valentine

Ah, Friday at last, nothing can go wrong. After work, I’was on my way to my cousin’s place collect my books and nothing can go wrong, unlike the Val’s Day that was uneventful for me. I dey vex...Before i got there, I walked into The Shepherds and took my usual seat in a quiet corner and got my PS3 out of my bag.

I was shocked!!! I saw a girl I had a major crush on and who in my book was a very beautiful and sexy five foot, 7 inch goddess!!! I slowly walked over to her table and said hi (she came in wiv her friend). We talked for a few minutes and decided to gulp some liquor. Then she spoke, “Why don’t we meet at my apartment in about an hour, my roommates went home for the weekend and it will be quiet so we can get more familiar.” I replied “Sure.” Then she gave me her address and we left in our separate ways.

I arrived at her house and knocked on her door. She answered and I walked in. She was still wearing the same thing she did to the joint, a white blouse, a short black skirt, opaque white tights and black flats. It always seemed no matter what she wore, I always notice her. She told me to sit down in the living room and she said she would just be a minute, she just had to get off the phone.

As she was sitting there, talking on the phone, I was absorbing her beauty. I carefully studied her legs, nice and thin, her beautiful breasts, her shiny blue eyes, and her soft flowing red hair. She hung up the phone and walked back into the living room. She had a card table set up with several ,Ovation, The News and Time magazines on top, and two chairs, one on each side. We both sat down and began working. We scoured in the magazines for information on stocks & shares and the time seemed to fly.

Two hours had passed. Karina got up and asked “Would you like Pepsi?” I said “Yea, I’m dying of thirst.” She went for the cokes and came back.We sat on the couch and talked while drinking our cokes. We talked about street gossip, sports, etc. Then she said “Can I tell you a secret?” I said “Sure.” Then she said, “I’ve had a major crush on you since on your since the first day i saw you.” I blushed and replied that I also had a crush on her. We both were beet red!!! The she said, “Would you kiss me?” We leaned toward each other and kissed softly.

We waited and kissed again. After a few more, we started to French. By this time, I was getting worked up and I think she was too. Next while we were kissing, I felt her hand rub my crotch softly over and over. The kiss broke and she kept rubbing.She asked, “Do you like it?” I croaked, “Yes.” Then she slowly grabbed my pants snap and said, “May I?” Before I could answer, she undid my jeans and put her hand underneath my underwear rubbing my cock.

Then she grabbed my cock and started to give me a hand job. After a few strokes, she stopped and we kissed.Then she asked, “Would you like to see my breasts?” I slowly started to unbutton her blouse and saw her breasts start to peak out. I was having a hard time getting her shirt free from her skirt, so she stood up and removed her skirt. When she sat back down I finished unbuttoning her blouse. As I was unbuttoning the last few buttons on the bottom of her blouse, I noticed that the crotch of her tights was wet. I slowly moved the blouse away from her breasts. I cupped her breasts with my hands. Her aureoles were about the size of a quarter and her nipples were hard and firm. I brushed a finger over each nipple and she let out a soft moan.

I kept rubbing her nipples and pinched them and she replied with a pleasure filled moan. She leaned over and kissed me. This kiss was longer than the previous ones. While we kissed, I became daring and removed my hand from her breast and placed it between her legs. I then slowly rubbed her vagina lips through the lyca covering. With every stroke, her tights were becoming more and more wet. With this, she couldn’t keep up the kiss and and moaned ever so quietly.Then she looked in my eyes and said, “Do you want to…..” I, also caught up in this, stupidly replied, “Do what?” She then said “Do you want to go all the way with me?” My heart began to beat madly, and I then replied “Yes, but I don’t have any protection?” She then said “Don’t worry, I’ve been on the pill since my first period, My doctor gave them to me to ease my periods.” She softly took my hand and we walked slowly to her bedroom. When we got to her room, we kissed and stared into my eyes. She then said “Please be careful?” I then said, “Are you a virgin?” She replied yes and and I told her I was a virgin too......LMAO.

Then I slowly removed her blouse. She then helped me take my shirt off and promptly kneeled on the floor. She slowly removed my pants and underwear. She then began licking my shaft and then she took my whole cock into her mouth. She began to give me my blow job. I felt a buildup in my cock and she stopped sucking me. She stood up and we kissed. I slowly laid her down on the bed. I slowly climbed on top and we kissed. It was a very long passionate kiss. Then I began to kiss her neck and kissed downward. When I got to her breasts I took her left nipple in my mouth and sucked it, making her moan with pleasure.I then switched to the other nipple and sucked it, making her moan again. I then started to kiss downward again . When I got to the elastic of her tights, I took hold of it with my hand and began tO pull them down. I placed her feet on my shoulders and began to move upward, kissing her beautiful legs. When I got to her pussy, I slowly extended my tongue and began licking her vagina lips. The smell started to make me lick like a madman and she began to buck a little and moan. I then put my tongue in her vagina and began to lick inside.

When my tongue touched her clit. she almost jumped. I kept licking her clit and and she began to moan more and more. I left her vagina and started to kiss back up to her breasts. As I began to suck her nipples once again, I noticed that my cock kept lightly brushing against her vaginal lips. That and me sucking on her nipples made her go wild. She was in such ecstasy. She then said, “Put your cock in me and fuck me!!!!!!!” She didn’t have to ask twice. I slowly inserted my cock into her vagina. She began to cringe as if in pain, so I stopped.

She said, “Don’t worry, I want it.” I pushed in a little farther and I felt her hymen break. Within a few minutes, I was fucking her with long fast strokes. It seemed I couldn’t do it fast enough to keep up with her. She kept saying, “Fuck me harder, Fuck me faster.” I couldn’t stand the way her vaginal walls would squeeze my cock.I wasn’t sure if I could hold on for much longer. Her vagina was hot and tight, and my cock felt as it was burning up. I tried to hold on but I couldn’t any longer. I told her “I’m going to cum, I cant hold it anymore!!!” She replied, “I’m cumming too, fuck me, fill me!!” A few more strokes and I couldn’t hold on any longer. I told her, I’m cumming….” She then said “Fill me, Fill me with your cum!!!!” With that, she orgasmed and then I felt my cock beginning to fill her. I then kissed her on the lips and took my cock out of her vagina. I moved next to her on her bed and held her in my arms. We both fell asleep, her in my arms.

I woke up with someone sucking my cock. I didn’t stir, I just laid there. She kept sucking me and I came, filling her mouth. She looked up at me and said “Its time to get to work” We both got dressed. When I was leaving, we kissed and she said she had a present for me. She handed me her white opaque tights that she was wearing. She then said “Take these until next time. The smell will remind you of me. With that, I gave her a long passionate kiss and I went home.

Stewardess Handjob

A couple of dayz back, I was on a late flight to SA, and everyone else on the plane seemed to have fallen asleep. I had had my eye on one of the stewardesses ( forget d airline company) , a beautiful piece of ass. Her name tag, pinned right above her perky tits, read Aisha. Her hair was pulled back in a bun, but I could tell that if she ever let it down, it would have hung all the way down to her firm ass.

She stopped by my seat to see if I needed anything.“Nothing but you,” I said.Aisha looked me up and down, her large brown eyes pausing to examine the prominent bulge in my pants. I moved my hand down to my lap, holding my fingers so they framed my dick, which was getting harder and harder the longer she looked at it. She glanced quickly around the plane and then slipped into the empty seat beside me.“Okay,” she whispered, her warm tongue darting into my ear. “But I don’t have long.” She unzipped my pants and started pumping my rapid lyrising schlong with her hand. I reached over and kissed her as I worked the skirt of her uniform up around her slender waist.

Fortunately for me, she was wearing stockings instead of pantyhose, so I just moved the crotch of her panties to the side and started fingering her pussy. She was already sopping wet, and I figured it would be pretty easy to make her come.I kind of wanted Aisha to suck my cock, but she wasn’t doing a bad job just jerking me off. She was pretty petite, so she was using both her hands, one around my shaft and the other wrapped around my dickhead. Mostly she was jerking them together, but sometimes she’d slide one down and the other up, squishing the skin of my cock together and making me moan.

I was trying hard to keep the noise down so no one would wake up and discover us, but I was so turned on that it was hard. By that time I had two fingers inside Aisha’s pussy and was finger-fucking her, rubbing her clit with my thumb as I screwed my fingers in and out. She kept coming, her tight cunt squeezing my fingers with each thrust. At the same time, she kept running her hands up and down my pole faster and faster.

Reaching down with my free hand, I started to play with my balls. Since my prick is pretty big, I often have to do that when a woman is jerking me off, so I didn’t mind. Having my hands and Aisha’s on my cock at the same time felt really hot, especially the way she kept sticking her tongue in my mouth and moaning as she came.

Well, she must have come about thirty times, and I finally figured it was time for me to drain my snake. I pulled back for a second from her mouth, concentrating on the way her hands were tugging at my pud, feeling my balls start to rise up against my own fingers.“I’m gonna come,” I whispered. Aisha didn’t need any encouragement; she just bent right over and sucked my dick into her mouth. Her pussy had been incredibly tight and wet and hot, but her mouth was even more so, and she was swirling her tongue around my cockhead when I unleashed the hot cum from my balls.Aisha slurped at my prick as I emptied my load into her willing mouth.When I was finished, she leaned up and kissed me. I was surprised when she dripped a little of my own spunk into my mouth, but I didn’tmind at all. I thought it was pretty sexy.

Without a word, Aisha stood, adjusted her uniform neatly, and headed back to work. When we arrived at the airport a few hours later, she gave me a soft wink as she bid me goodbye and asked if I had had a pleasant flight. I told her I would definitely be flying with her again. Na 'real' wa o.

STRANGER THAN FICTION

Stranger than fictionYou may not believe this story, but every word is absolutely true. I know what you’re saying, stuff like this doesn’t happen to guys like me, but I swear it happened. Every word.

Okay, so I work with this lady. Her name is Sophia, and she’s this hot little Senegalese chick. I know for a fact that she’s in her late twenties, but you’d never guess it. She’s about five foot six, and built real small. Her skin is a really pretty light creamy color, and she has these tea cup tits that you just know would fit perfectly in your hands. Oh, and she never wears a bra, so her nipples are always hard and poking out against her shirt.

Sophia, one of the few women who work here, and all the guys are totally hot for her. But she wouldn’t give it up, even if we asked her out. She’d just toss her head, showing off her short dark hair, and blink her big brown eyes, and say no thank you. We were all going totally nuts. We all wanted to get with her, but mostly we were just dying to know if her sweet imported pussy tasted as good as we all imagined it would.

So, one Friday we’ve knocked off work early, and we’re sitting around having some beers and watching a porn flick when Sophia walks in. We all stopped while she looks around, checking out the situation. But when Donald goes to turn off the video, she stops him. “I like this one,”she says, licking her pretty lips. “Leave it on.”Well between the porn video and Sophia licking her lips like that, you know we’ve all got huge boners. She kind of sashays in, her little tits jiggling, swaying her round ass, and we’re all drooling on the floor.

She sits down between me and Ken on the couch, and before you know it, she’s got her hands on our crotches. Like I said, she’s built pretty small, so she can’t even cover either of our entire hard-ons with her hand, but she’s rubbing us and it feels great......I take my chance and I turn towards her and we start kissing.

Meanwhile, she’s undoing Ken's jeans and pulling out his dick so she can jack him off for real. She’s sucking on my tongue and making little moaning sounds. I unbuttoned her blouse so I could fondle her nipples, tweaking those pretty brown nubs as she moaned in pleasure. Well, pretty soon Sophia’s stripped off all her clothes, and she’s lying on her back in the middle of the floor, fingering her pussy. We’re all staring at that glistening hole like it’s the only water in a desert, and she’s begging us to take off our clothes and fuck her. By this time we’ve figured out that she doesn’t want just one man, she wants all of us, and that’s fine with us, you can be sure of that.

Ken kneels beside her, and strokes her pretty hair while she opens her mouth and takes him inside. Her eyes are closed with pleasure and she looks so sexy with that big pink dick thrusting in and out of her mouth. I get between her legs and plunge into her pussy. It was like instant heaven. She was tighter than I could have imagined, her moist brown cunt lips tugging at my dick as she wrapped her slim legs around my ass, pulling me in deeper.

She was waving her hand around, so one of the other guys stepped up, and she started jerking him off. So there she was with a cock in her hand, one in her mouth, and another in her pussy. She was moaning, but you couldn’t really hear it because she wouldn’t let Ken take his dick out of her mouth, but I could feel her pussy clenching at my dick every time she came, soaking me with her spicy, hot juices.Finally, Ken and the guy in her hand came, and I pushed forward, filling her with my cum. A few more guys took our places, and we watched that exotic beauty taking them on three at a time. By the time I was hard again, Sophia said she wanted to get fucked in the ass, and asked if I would do the honors. Was she kidding? I was dying to get inside that beautiful brown pucker. I licked it, getting her nice and wet, and then pushed inside, inch by inch.

Sophia was sucking another guy off while I fucked her ass, my balls bouncing against her juicy clit, and she was rubbing herself. I lost track of how many orgasms she had, and even how many times she got fucked, but it didn’t matter. By the time all of us were too worn out to go on, Sophia was lying on the floor, cum oozing from her pussy and ass, and a huge smile of pleasure on her face. “Thank you,” she said. “That was lovely.”Like I said, you might not believe it. But truth is stranger than fiction, after all.

STRANGER THAN FICTION

Stranger than fictionYou may not believe this story, but every word is absolutely true. I know what you’re saying, stuff like this doesn’t happen to guys like me, but I swear it happened. Every word.Okay, so I work with this woman. Her name is Sophia, and she’s this hot little Senegalese chick. I know for a fact that she’s in her late twenties, but you’d never guess it. She’s about five foot six, and built real small. Her skin is a really pretty light creamy color, and she has these tea cup tits that you just know would fit perfectly in your hands. Oh, and she never wears a bra, so her nipples are always hard and poking out against her shirt.Sophia, one of the few women who work here, and all the guys are totally hot for her. But she wouldn’t give it up, even if we asked her out. She’d just toss her head, showing off her short dark hair, and blink her big brown eyes, and say no thank you. We were all going totally nuts. We all wanted to get with her, but mostly we were just dying to know if her sweet imported pussy tasted as good as we all imagined it would.So, one Friday we’ve knocked off work early, and we’re sitting around having some beers and watching a porn flick when Sophia walks in. We all stopped while she looks around, checking out the situation. But when Donald goes to turn off the video, she stops him. “I like this one,”she says, licking her pretty lips. “Leave it on.”Well between the porn video and Sophia licking her lips like that, you know we’ve all got huge boners. She kind of sashays in, her little tits jiggling, swaying her round ass, and we’re all drooling on the floor. She sits down between me and Ken on the couch, and before you know it, she’s got her hands on our crotches. Like I said, she’s built pretty small, so she can’t even cover either of our entire hard-ons with her hand, but she’s rubbing us and it feels great......I take my chance and I turn towards her and we start kissing. Meanwhile, she’s undoing Ken's jeans and pulling out his dick so she can jack him off for real. She’s sucking on my tongue and making little moaning sounds. I unbuttoned her blouse so I could fondle her nipples, tweaking those pretty brown nubs as she moaned in pleasure.Well, pretty soon Sophia’s stripped off all her clothes, and she’s lying on her back in the middle of the floor, fingering her pussy. We’re all staring at that glistening hole like it’s the only water in a desert, and she’s begging us to take off our clothes and fuck her. By this time we’ve figured out that she doesn’t want just one man, she wants all of us, and that’s fine with us, you can be sure of that.Ken kneels beside her, and strokes her pretty hair while she opens her mouth and takes him inside. Her eyes are closed with pleasure and she looks so sexy with that big pink dick thrusting in and out of her mouth. I get between her legs and plunge into her pussy. It was like instant heaven. She was tighter than I could have imagined, her moist brown cunt lips tugging at my dick as she wrapped her slim legs around my ass, pulling me in deeper.She was waving her hand around, so one of the other guys stepped up, and she started jerking him off. So there she was with a cock in her hand, one in her mouth, and another in her pussy. She was moaning, but you couldn’t really hear it because she wouldn’t let Ken take his dick out of her mouth, but I could feel her pussy clenching at my dick every time she came, soaking me with her spicy, hot juices.Finally, Ken and the guy in her hand came, and I pushed forward, filling her with my cum. A few more guys took our places, and we watched that exotic beauty taking them on three at a time. By the time I was hard again, Sophia said she wanted to get fucked in the ass, and asked if I would do the honors. Was she kidding? I was dying to get inside that beautiful brown pucker. I licked it, getting her nice and wet, and then pushed inside, inch by inch.Sophia was sucking another guy off while I fucked her ass, my balls bouncing against her juicy clit, and she was rubbing herself. I lost track of how many orgasms she had, and even how many times she got fucked, but it didn’t matter. By the time all of us were too worn out to go on, Sophia was lying on the floor, cum oozing from her pussy and ass, and a huge smile of pleasure on her face. “Thank you,” she said. “That was lovely.”Like I said, you might not believe it. But truth is stranger than fiction, after all.

ALL-DAY SUCKER

ALL-DAY SUCKER

Sunny relaxed on the sofa, wiggling her toes in the air. Each one waspainted a different color, in sticky shades that caught the light. When Erik came into the room, she grinned at him. “I have a surprisefor you,” she said, flexing her feet. Erik dropped his bag and walkedstraight over to her, falling to his knees and caressing her slenderankles.

“Smells delicious,” he said, pressing the ball of her foot to his lipsand inhaling deeply. “What are the flavors?”

Sunny giggled. “That’s for you to figure out. Toe by toe.”

Erik took a deep breath, and sucked Sunny’s big toe into his mouth. He swirled his tongue around the digit, tasting it fully, pulled it outfor a moment to examine the color, and then sucked on it some more. “Pina colada,” he said finally.

Sunny chuckled and nodded. “Keep going.” Erik licked between hertoes and then sucked the next one into his mouth. His eyes were closedin pleasure and Sunny could see his cock rising underneath his pants.

“Strawberry,” he said. Sunny nodded again and wiggled her feet athim. The toes he had licked were gleaming wetly. He sucked the thirdtoe into his mouth and identified it as chocolate, the fourth asvanilla, and the last as mint. He paused before moving to the nextfoot and licked along the arch, causing her to squirm in ticklishdelight.

“Coconut,” Erik announced at her next toe. He darted his tonguebetween her toes. Sunny’s eyes were closed and she was moaning inpleasure, rubbing her nipples as his tongue slid over her skin. “Rumraisin,” he murmured, kissing the ball of her foot before licking hisway back up. Sunny breathed quickly.

“Lemon,” he whispered, hisbreath rushing over her skin. “And honey,” he said. He sucked hersmallest toe into his mouth, concentrated on the flavor, and thenfrowned. “I don’t know this one,” he said.

Sunny laughed softly, pinching her nipples and smiling at Erik. “Tryagain,” she said. He sucked on it again, thoughtfully, swirling histongue around it as Sunny made tiny whimpers of arousal. “You know it.”

Erik shook his head. “It’s familiar, but I can’t place it.”

Sliding her hand from her breast down between her thighs, Sunny dippedher finger in her cunt and then pressed it against Erik’s lips. “Thisshould jog your memory.” Erik groaned and sucked Sunny’s extendedfinger into her mouth, savoring the musky flavor of her nectar.

When he had licked her fingers clean, he moved up, parted her thighs,and licked her cunt, sucking as much of that taste into his mouth as hecould. Sunny was wiggling her toes in pleasure and running her handsthrough Erik’s hair as he ate her pussy. She came, squeezing herthighs together and flexing her feet.
“I want to come on those pretty toes,” Erik whispered, moving backdown, kissing her calves as he unzipped his pants.

Sunny nodded,sliding her hand between her thighs and massaging her still tremblingcunt as Erik took his cock in his hand and began to stroke it. Shebent her knee and rubbed her feet along his thighs, her toes brushingagainst his swinging balls as she did. Erik shuddered in pleasure andpushed his hips forward, pointing his prick at Sunny’s feet.

Streamsof cum shot out, coating her toes with the milky fluid, dripping downbetween them and making her shiver. When he was done, Erik lifted hertoes to his mouth and sucked his own jism from her skin as Sunnywatched, smiling. “You like?” she asked.

Erik nodded. “Oh yes,” he said.

Doing Laundry

I had just finished toiling over my dirty clothes at the laundrycare, and had piled my stuff together to take home. I live only a few blocks away, and usually walk when it is as nice outside as it was last night.

I must have looked like I was overloaded, carrying my laundry, because a car pulled over next to me. “Do you want a ride?” said the girl behind the seat of the purple VW Bug. Well, who am I to say no, right? So I got in her car. “Thanks,” I said, not thinking of much else appropriate at the time. She said, “I’m Gina –where are we going?”I gave her my address and of course within moments we had arrived. Gina asked if she could help carry anything. Well, it seemed to me like she was already carrying herself really well. Pretty face, sandy blond hair, a white t-shirt and denim mini-skirt, she looked pretty nice, looked like one of those rig ladies. But, who am I to say no, right? So she carried a few of my shirts.

Walking up the stairs, I could have sworn I didn’t see any panties under- neath her skirt, not that I was looking or anything. Hmmmm…… Well, we got into my apartment and she set my stuff down.“There you go.” Not thinking of much else to say at the moment, but wanting to leave things open, I said, “Thanks. What can I do to thank you?”Well, if her nipples swelling under her t-shirt weren’t enough of a give- a way, she said, “I’m sure you can think of something.” And with that her eyes made their way down to my crotch. This having been laundry night, I was just wearing a t-shirt and running shorts….shorts that by now weren’t doing a very good job of concealing a hard-on.

As her eyes returned to mine, she suddenly embraced me with a passionate kiss. As her tongue probed my mouth, I thought again, well, who am I to say no, right? This might be fun. And I returned the thought with as much enthusiasm as I could muster.As my hands wandered her body, I discovered quickly that my earlier observation had been correct–no underwear of any form. This girl had obviously had something in mind when she stopped her car. Fine with me.

Soon I had removed what clothes she was wearing, and stopped to admire her 36C breasts with huge nipples.The rest of her body was mighty nice, too. I really wanted to suck her breasts, but she stopped me to remove my clothes first. Well, that didn’t take long either. And so there I was, standing in my apartment totally naked with a girl I had met just 10 minutes before. In fact, Port Harcourt dey hot o........She was obviously studying my body, too. “9ija, huh?” she asked, my circumsized dick being probably the last clue anyone needs to figure that out about me. “Yup.” Gina replied,“Well, I hope my pussy is kosher, then!” With that, she dragged me to the bed, and motioned for me to lay down. Who am I to say no? I wasnt even considering that......for ur info.

She immediately mounted my face with her lucious pussy. I eagerly started to suck on her clitoris and anything else my tongue could reach. I lifted my hands up to feel her breasts, and they were as nice as I thought. Very perky. Gina started moaning, and started rubbing her clit as I ate her pussy. But as hot as I was, I wanted equal treatment. “Eat me” I commanded.So Gina flipped around into 69 position, and immediately engulfed my .........inches. Nobody had ever deep throated me like she was doing before, and it certainly was a turn-on for both of us.

I worried for a second that my slimy neighbor would hear our moans of passion and call the cops. But thoughts of the beautiful love box on my mouth brought me back to the more important reality of the situation.Soon Gina’s moans got louder, and I knew it was time. With two words, she verified my thoughts: “Fuck me!” Fine with me I got a condom out of my drawer (”Ribbed for her pleasure”), and quickly rolled it on. A few last laps at her snatch, and I was ready. She got back on the bed, and I teased her for a few seconds by not quite entering her.

This got me a few moans, and the next time I started in I was forced from behind. This got a few moans from _both of us_.I thrusted deeply and quickly, and soon Gina was obviously nearing orgasm. I started to nibble her ear, and this sent her over. Her moans were almost screams, and I was sure everyone else in the building could hear us now.Boy, was I going to get some looks! And almost as quickly as her first orgasm subsided, she seemed to be building another. It was time for me as well, though Gina’s second seemed to be more important to her at the moment, the way her nails were digging into my back. And as she finished, she commanded “Now”, so I did. And suddenly, with one last thrust, it was over.

After a few minutes of recovery, Gina got up and put on what clothes she had with her. She wrote down her phone number, and said, “Next time you do laundry, give me a call!” I'm yet to recover.......Happy Valentine's day in advance!!!

Love Lorn

Love is like a juice
Some bitter, some sweet
Is it true that ribs can tell the kick of a beast from a lover's fist
Bruised bones record it well
The sudden shock, the hard impact
Thin swollen lids, sore eyes spoke not of lost romance, but of hurt
Hate is often confusedIts limits are in zones beyond itself
And sadists will not learn that love by nature extracts a pain unequalled on the rack
Heavens hath no pleasures like a woman loved
Hell, also ,hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Special Occasion

SPECIAL OCCASION

Lady-D usually only let me bone her in the ass on special occasions, my birthday, Valentine’s Day, things like that. So when I came home and she was lying on the bed with a tube of lube, her ass already greased up and well fingered, I was kind of surprised, but I wasn’t about to turn it down. I took the lube and greased up my dick and slid it into her asshole. It usually took a while to work myself in to the balls, but she was pretty turned on and it was as easy as fucking her pussy.

Keeping my cock inside her ass, Lady-D moved up onto her hands and knees so I could slide even deeper inside her. She’s got a great cunt, but nothing compares to the incredible tight tunnel of her asshole. I slid back and forth, my balls getting wet from bumping against her slit, my cockhead throbbing each time I pushed forward. I didn’t last long, I was so turned on that I felt my balls rising after we’d only been fucking for a few minutes.

I groaned and let my load spurt into her asshole, painting her bowels with my cum.“Lick my ass,” Lady-D said, wiggling her butt in my face as I pulled my softening prick out of her asshole. She had never asked me to do that before, but I eagerly went to work, sliding my tongue into her anus and sucking out my cum. Her ass tasted slightly sweet in contrast to my salty cum. I wiggled my tongue inside her until she came as I rubbed her clit.

After that, it was back to regular sex for a while, and I had never figured out what the special occasion was. I came home from work one night a little early, and found Lady-D masturbating in bed. I’d walked in on her before, but this time instead of having her vibrator inside her pussy, it was deep inside her ass, buzzing away as she moaned. As you can imagine, my dick got instantly hard as I watched her, but I didn’t know what to do. She opened her eyes and smiled at me. “Are you just going to stand there or are you going to fuck my ass?” she asked.

I was ready, I tore off my clothes and lay on top of her, kissing her and rubbing her tits, my hard cock bumping against her wet cunt. I could feel the vibrator buzzing inside her ass as my cockhead slid into her pussy. I fucked her like that, getting my cock nice and juicy, and then I went down on her. Lady-D moaned loudly as I licked her clit and the vibrator stimulated her ass. When she came, I pulled out the vibrator and plunged my prick into her ass.

The vibe had made her ass even hotter than usual, and it felt like warm liquid around my cock. I held her ankles as we fucked, Lady-D pushing back against me and begging me to give it to her harder and harder. I was loving every second of it, I was very happy she had finally really gotten into anal. “Come in my ass!” Lady -D begged, so Idid, thrusting forward and moving my hips in a circle as I emptied my boiling balls deep inside her asshole.

As she had last time, she asked me to tongue her ass, which I did happily, enjoying the taste of her cunt and her ass mixed with my cum. Now every time we have sex it’s a special occasion.

Sarah

This one was a hard one to get. I talked to this girl over the phone like 6 months ago and she said she hasn’t done it yet, so she is interested in doing her first with me. She ended up playing phone tag with me to the point i'm like fuck.....forget it.

6 months later, she called me up and said she was ready this time and i'm like whatever, so finally she showed up in my cribs and all fucking hyper and shit ready to fuck. She talked so sweet and flirty my dick got all hard even before we started doing it and let me tell you, for her first time on it was fucking great. I ended up stopping camera to fuck her off camera, i ended banging her in the bedroom, in the bathroom and even in the kitchen, dont ask how we got in there from the bedroom.

I suddenly remembered i got to get back to work and got her back on camera so i pick up my camera and banged again. By this time, my balls are filled with hot cum that i ended up blasting this girl in her face so hard the cum actually bounced off her face and richocets into the camera! I could have sworn this was one of the girls from the show " Sista Sista " she had that goofy, I don’t know what the hell is going on look.

She,especially had those really bugged-out-crazy-girl-looking eyes. So, right off the bat i knew that she was going to be good in bed.Her girl-next-door looks totally threw me off when she asked for me to pop my penis erectus in her ass chute. And then she took my dick out and sucked me off making me spray right all over her face. It didnt stop there she kept giving me head while cum was still in her face and mouth and spit it all up for your enjoyment. Fuck. Love ya Sarah to bits.

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Romance. Erotica. Or a delicious blend of both.

Hello there. My name is ponkiboi, and I'm a writer of romantic, erotic fiction and poetry. You will find me posed at my study, whether it's 8 am or midnight. I've been asked if I ever get a decent sleep. I'd have to say there's no decent sleep for an indecent person. *grins*

Those who know me well will tell you, the topic of sex is usually on the forefront, while sampling a fine wine, or chugging a cold beer. Even during times when one should be professional and serious.

I tend to speak frankly, and every once in a while a person or two may be embarrassed. The truth of the matter is, we should all be comfortable discussing sexuality. After all, carnal delight is purely human nature. I absolutely love to write about men and women who turn me on. Seems reasonable, does it not? Men who are sexy and dangerous, and work for a living. Women who take life by the short and curlies and are not afraid to tell it like it is, at the same time looking gorgeous in a pair of heels or work boots.

That, with a heavy dose of plot and adventure, and there you have something worth reading. So, let's get busy...This site is intended for ADULTS ONLY! By navigating within this site, you're claiming to be of legal age.

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THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST

Dear Systems Department,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.In addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer Run, and crashes the system whenever selected.Attempting to operate Selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program.Can you please help?.... AND

THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID;

[REPLY] :

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the "wife 1.0 " program. Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0 " thinking that "Wife 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, "Wife 1.0â₠is an operating system designed by its Creator to Run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0 " and still convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0 ", as "Wife 1.0 " was not designed to do this and it is Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0 "or "Wife 2.0 " but have ended up with even more problems.(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors ’ Fees). Having "Wife 1.0 " installed,....... I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems Occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME for a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. "Wife 1.0", although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS \UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1"(Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for "Wife 1.0" and the system will almost certainly CRASH.